Jake stumbled out of a cornfield in 2002 and wound up in Denver, where he has been trapped ever since. A former bartender, current budtender, and partner at Denver Relief Consulting, he’s an expert at things that get you fucked up. He enjoys the written word and is the managing editor at Culture magazine, where he uses his credentials to interview quasi-famous people only he’s interested in. They rarely get published. When he lost his job in 2012, he became addicted to Diablo 3 and podcasts.
Becker is believed to simply be pot smoke that, sometime in the late eighties, gained consciousness. Coming from the smoke seems to have given Jake a superhuman tolerance to marijuana. It is also believed that instead of being 70% water, like most humans, he is 65% bean and cheese. His life now mainly consists of nerdy pursuits into shit no one cares about and writing jokes in his shame corner. If you would like to get a hold of Becker, just leave a BK Single Stacker on your fireplace mantle, and he will be there before dawn.
Zac hates writing bios about himself, which is the only form of bio you can write. Not YOU personally, but people in general. He lives in Denver and does stuff.